1. “Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. ” — Anonymous
2. “All marriages are happy. It’s living together afterwards that is difficult. ”
— Anonymous
3. “Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.”–
Anonymous
4. “It’s not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She’s not marrying the best man. ” — Anonymous
5. “Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. ” — Anonymous
6. “Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.”– Jim Backus
7. “Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. ” — Amy Bloom
8. “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”– Erma Bombeck
9. “I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. ” — Barbara Bush
10. “All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.”– Lord Byron
11. “If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. ” — Johnny Carson
12. “If you are afraid of loneliness, don’t marry. ” — Chekhov
13. “Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. ” — G. K. Chesterton
14. “The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. ” — S. T. Coleridge
15. “I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. “–
Marie Corelli
16. “I’d marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead within a year. ” — Bette Davis
17. “Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. ” — Madame de Rieux
18. “Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”– Phyllis Diller
19. “There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.”– Clint Eastwood
20. “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.”–
Albert Einstein
21. “A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.”– Ralph Waldo Emerson
22. “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. ” — Benjamin Franklin
23. “A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. ” — Zsa Zsa Gabor
24. “I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. ” — Zsa Zsa Gabor
25. “I don’t think I’ll get married again. I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. ” — Lewis Grizzard
26. “If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. ” — Katharine Hepburn
27. “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house. ” — Jean Kerr
28. “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ” — Groucho Marx
29. “Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows, marriage does. ” — Groucho Marx
30. “Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. ”
— Jackie Mason
31. “Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. ” — Langdon Mitchell
32. “A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. ” — Nanette Newman
33. “When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this woman into your old age? ”
— Friedrich Nietzsche
34. “Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish saying it. ” — Helen Roland
35. “By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”–
Socrates
36. “Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. ” — Gloria Steinem
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