We all know that NO lady would ever admit chasing a guy.
They also chase dudes in a coded manner and pretend they
don’t probably because they are naturally born pretenders.
They are always like, despite the species of guys begging me
to date them” God forbid I woo a man”, if he can’t make
advances, let him bleep off jawe ?
Without much ado, lemme keep the ball rolling
Just grab your mat and if you don’t have one, kindly sit on
your coconut tree
1. She Utilizes Opportunity
She spots a guy whom she likes standing in front of her
compound, she tries to come out even if she has nothing
doing outside and that’s when she remembers the grass in
front of their house has not been cleared since the time of
Soddom and Gommara, she goes inside and picks a cutlass
and while cutting, she starts gazing at him hoping he would
come to say “oooooh pretty, lemme do this for you”..
Hahaha !!! ?
2. Status Updates
You see updates like, “I’m a woman of virtue and I know it”;
anyone who finds the key to my heart finds a treasure; I
really want to know what love is.. This updates however
catches fancy
3. Chilling Alone At The Eatery
She might just get dressed and chill at the nearest eatery. She
orders for what she wants and pretends she only came to
enjoy herself and nothing more but deep within herself, she’s
hoping a random dude would come and ask her why she is
seated all alone
4. She’s Wants You To Strike Up A Convo
Imagine you both met each other at a shop and she was being
attended to because she came earlier than you. After buying
her stuffs, she no go go lae lae.. She remains there hopin you
would say hi to her.. **many ladies would deny this**
5. Smiling Unnecessarily
Hahaha ? Someone that doesn’t smile at home will start
smiling the way Usain Bolt smiles when he wins gold medal.
You “hi” her and she’s already smiling
6. She Includes Her Phone Number/PIN On Social Network
You see her PIN/phone number on social media. She
purposely included it in her profile because she knows
request would definitely be rolling in from various species of
dudes
7. She Gives You Close Marking
You are both reading in the classroom and the moment she
spots you, she packs her book and sits next to you. She’s like,
please can you explain CHM 305 to me better because I find it
difficult to comprehend. **if I hear say na her mission be dat
** ?
8. She’s Extraordinary Humble
When frustration of boyfriend comes, a very rude lady
becomes extra ordinarily nice and you’d be like, this babe is
humble to the core. (Ironically she’s not like that at home).
9. She Sends You Friend Request & Denies It
She must have heard about you so she decided to add you up.
She pretends she doesn’t know how you got into her list
10 . NOTICE ME Attitude
When she sees various species of dudes clustered around a
particular place, she keeps doing things just to get noticed..
She starts speaking grammar stylishly gazing at them if what
she’s saying is audible
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